My Gf vs a fat girl

[Silent Bob]

yeah, he follows arsenal and for some bizzare reason owns a shirt

Glory hunting part timer ay?

 

[Kinky Gerbil]

can i touch your gf on friday?

 

[Hove&Albion F.C]

Yep

Arsenal shirt?!?

 

[Kinky Gerbil]

is that kev the ape?

 

[John Boy]

Yep. Does it fufill your fantasy?

 

[Kinky Gerbil]

no, now i know i want to stab the ugly pig shagger

 

[dougdeep]

He looks a bit like you k.g. is he a relation?

 

[Kinky Gerbil]

hope does he look like me you spawn of fg

 

[Lord Cornwallis]

Is he related to Sammy?
The halfwit that used to be on Alwayskint.

 

[Kev the Ape]

my picture gets put up.

 

[Juan Albion]

 

[dougdeep]

Can you vote for yourself on my best poster poll Kev? I think you can win it.

 

[Spicy]

Just deny it is you Kev and then back away slowly. You look fine, except for the horns!!

 

[Crawley Boy]

So how did the fight go?

 

[Theatre of Trees]

So how did the fight go?

Here's a clip from the action

 

[Kev the Ape]

It was a set up!! the fat girl and my gf are friends they just set me up to get their own back.

 

[Bluejuice]

What a crock of shit

I was right up for the ruck

Now I'm gonna have to pick a fight with you Kev, to satisfy my bloodlust

Wanna step outside?

 

[Kev the Ape]

What a crock of shit

I was right up for the ruck

Now I'm gonna have to pick a fight with you Kev, to satisfy my bloodlust

Wanna step outside?

Yeah. *runs away very quickly*.

 

[GUNTER]

For U Kev:

 

[sykid69]

kev you fight like a girl so why dont u join in to help your geezer bird out