[Albion] The most boring game of the season

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Herr Tubthumper

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Jul 11, 2003
64,873
The Fatherland
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Oh_aye

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Jul 8, 2022
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All I saw coming out of the stadium, was a stream of happy faces, and singing.

This place is a proper old bugger misery festival.

Think I'll log out and enjoy my memories!
 


bluenitsuj

Listen to me!!!
Feb 26, 2011
5,060
Willingdon
I know we might still reach Europe by finishing 8th, but I really don't think we will.

As such, I can't remember buying tickets for a game as underwhelming as this one. Is anyone actually looking forward to going? It's going to be an absolute object lesson from West Ham on how to keep the ball without looking remotely threatening, while we will convey a mix of huff and puff and not giving a toss. There might be a goal, but it'll be from a West Ham set piece.

It is a game encapsulated perfectly by the rise and fall of Evan Ferguson. All excitement now dissipated and given way to a reality of banal ordinariness.

And to compound matters, Palace are at Wembley and will be on all the screens at 515 and Villa are bound to not turn up.

It has all the hall marks of a truly shit day out at the football.

Yes, I realise I'm not a bundle of joy this morning. Sorry everyone.
So wrong.
 




DJ NOBO

Well-known member
Jul 18, 2004
7,313
Wiltshire
All I saw coming out of the stadium, was a stream of happy faces, and singing.

This place is a proper old bugger misery festival.

Think I'll log out and enjoy my memories!
Bore off
 


Commander

Arrogant Prat
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Apr 28, 2004
14,122
London
Feels like another inspired prophesy - taking this as a good omen.

Mostly because I can’t see any other reasons to be remotely f***ing optimistic, but you’ve been right before.
Let me know when you want the next one.
 


stevo56

New member
Oct 13, 2022
6
I know we might still reach Europe by finishing 8th, but I really don't think we will.

As such, I can't remember buying tickets for a game as underwhelming as this one. Is anyone actually looking forward to going? It's going to be an absolute object lesson from West Ham on how to keep the ball without looking remotely threatening, while we will convey a mix of huff and puff and not giving a toss. There might be a goal, but it'll be from a West Ham set piece.

It is a game encapsulated perfectly by the rise and fall of Evan Ferguson. All excitement now dissipated and given way to a reality of banal ordinariness.

And to compound matters, Palace are at Wembley and will be on all the screens at 515 and Villa are bound to not turn up.

It has all the hall marks of a truly shit day out at the football.

Yes, I realise I'm not a bundle of joy this morning. Sorry everyone.
How do you feel now mate following your ridiculous statement!
 








dazzer6666

Well-known member
NSC Patron
Mar 27, 2013
57,911
Burgess Hill
I know we might still reach Europe by finishing 8th, but I really don't think we will.

As such, I can't remember buying tickets for a game as underwhelming as this one. Is anyone actually looking forward to going? It's going to be an absolute object lesson from West Ham on how to keep the ball without looking remotely threatening, while we will convey a mix of huff and puff and not giving a toss. There might be a goal, but it'll be from a West Ham set piece.

It is a game encapsulated perfectly by the rise and fall of Evan Ferguson. All excitement now dissipated and given way to a reality of banal ordinariness.

And to compound matters, Palace are at Wembley and will be on all the screens at 515 and Villa are bound to not turn up.

It has all the hall marks of a truly shit day out at the football.

Yes, I realise I'm not a bundle of joy this morning. Sorry everyone.
Please post something similar next week :thumbsup:
 


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