[Misc] What is the best advice you have ever been given?

[Is it PotG?]

Never trust a hippie

 

[Cotton Socks]

The quickest way to finish something is to start it.

I'm going to try and take that on board!

 

[Albion my Albion]

Never swim straight after a meal.
(Can't tell you how many drownings this has saved me from).

What is the proper time to wait after eating before swimming? 1 minute? 5 minutes? 15 minutes? 60 minutes? 2 hours? 5 hours? 10 hours? 24 hours? 2 weeks?

 

[OzMike]

Never accept an insurance company's first offer.

 

[South Stand Bonfire]

What is the proper time to wait after eating before swimming? 1 minute? 5 minutes? 15 minutes? 60 minutes? 2 hours? 5 hours? 10 hours? 24 hours? 2 weeks?

I was always told by SSB senior to wait for one hour

 

[Albion in the north]

Never bet money you can’t afford to lose

Nobody said life was going to be fair

 

[DJ NOBO]

Trust your instincts

 

[Blue3]

Don’t break the seal

 

[Commander]

We all have to suck a bit of cock sometimes.

(With regards to your career, rather than your personal life).

 

[Flounce]

Never put anything smaller than your elbow in your ear

 

[GJN1]

Never eat yellow snow

Soon as I saw the title of this thread I just knew someone would say this.

 

[Clive Walker]

every hole is a goal!

 

[Doug-ees-evil]

Life moves pretty fast.
If you don’t stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.
(some Bueller fella).

 

[Is it PotG?]

There's many a slip twixt cup and lip.

 

[POSKETT AT THE VALLEY]

You can catch a big fish on a small hook but you can’t catch a small fish on a big hook.

 

[Nobby Cybergoat]

You don't look at the mantlepiece whilst stoking the fire